What kind of pony are you?

What kind of pony are you?

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What kind of pony are you?

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What kind of pony are you?

I'm a sad dejected pony in the corner of the field,brambles matted in my hair, only one trick to my name. When people see me they feel uneasy and look away
everything disappears eventually even plastic
I'm a showpony with manicured hooves ruby red. Painted by stamping on your chihuahua's head
I eat sugarlumps
knackers yard cream crackers
straight out of the horses mouth
my words
I'm a naughty little shetland that only responds to spurs being dragged slowly across my back and recieving sweet tortuous floggings several times a day... Do it to me Cowboy
ride them!
a kind of yellowish one
we don't do that sort of thing we're a tax haven don't you know
I'm a moany boney phoney pony eatin' macaroni
the ponies are bigger than the institution...
i am bigger than the institution
a facade!
warhorse
knackers yard cream crackered yard
world of warcraft pony
a pretty one - no the prettiest
purple with an orange star

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